d100 Discordant Wizard Names

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The OSR Discord is pretty cool. We have a channel called #d100-democracy, where you can present a prompt--say, “d100 Wizard Names”--and everyone contributes entries until the table is full. Here’s a fun prompt I presented, with entries by Me, Madilynn, Lexi, Screwhead Mcduff, Duan’duliir, and Madeline. This one took about a half hour and recharged my sanity meter as I stared at homework.

d100 Discordant Wizard Names

1. Strontium Carbonate
2. Teleflatullus Loim
3. Gandalf Two
4. Frank
5. WIZARD
6. Majavrat Imbain
7. Damn-Your-Hide Benedictus
8. Gronk
9. I Was Cursed By Another Wizard To Have No Name
10. ꙮ
11. Jesus H. Christ
12. Frumpulous Maximus
13. Frumpulous Minimus
14. Snake-Dick Richard
15. Fhezh
16. Watcha Mackalit
17. [indecipherable dolphin chirping]
18. [The entire text of a holy book, given with the intent of pushing the wizard-to-be into a life of devotion and holiness. Failed dramatically.]
19. Griffin McElroy
20. Wouldja Lickmaeyes
21. Toppler-of-Thrones
22. Weeper of Stones
23. Paul Gregson
24. Greg Paulson
25. Greg Paulgregson
26. Chuffield Dandelion
27. Lamly Whistler
28. That Bastard Charley
29. Vrikkit Shrarm
30. Nalasvashayshea Murr
31. The First
32. RUMBLLLLLLLLE
33. Our Lady of Towers
34. Ashleaigh
35. Chrikkee Rih’key
36. Attendant to the Almighty Dave
37. Elizabeth Darcy
38. The Magnificent Perdenson, Humblest Of All Time
39. 1110101100001101
40. Vang0 Bang0
41. Rover
42. Casterman
43. FIREBALL
44. Mouse the Meek
45. Argus Harmagion
46. Eternity
47. Help, I’m Trapped In A Wizard Factory
48. Who, Me?
49. Clone #49
50. Halfway
51. John v1.13.6
52. Plimpvester Multiphoni
53. Halipia Foc’sul
54. Comrade Perkins
55. Captain Jorts
56. I Sacrificed My Name As A Ritual Component For A Summoning Spell And All I Got Was This Lousy Explanation
57. Thunderdora the Stormbringer
58. Robert’); DROP TABLE Wizards;--
59. Bort
60. It Turns Out Genies Can Grant Their Own Wishes And If You Piss One Off Enough They’ll Wish You A Different Name As A Warning To All Wizardkind
61. Zeus
62. Antizeus
63. Bless You
64. Fighter
65. Thief
66. One Hundred Wizard Names
67. Dee Twennedy
68. Lassie Timmifriend, Protector of the Sheepfolk
69. Nice
70. Shim Shorum Shalamey
71. Porchrus Velps
72. Lord Vape Dragon
73. The East Wind
74. Sprimtus Kleng
75. Count Ting Is Hard
76. Madeiliynne
77. TIN
78. John Darkmoon
79. xX_Slayer_420_Xx
80. Poxy Bastard
81. Who?
82. U
83. Bzzzrt-gachunkachunk-f’CLANG
84. RUUUUUUNNNNNNN
85. Echo echo echo co co
86. Your Name
87. No, Who Are YOU?
88. This Space Intentionally Left Blank
89. Ay-Ayron
90. Professor Doctor Masters, PhD
91. Bae
92. UwU
93. [dabbing]
94. OwO
95. Best Beloved
96. Jeeves
97. Tablesmasher Hodgkins
98. Whoops
99. Luft Balloons
100. Trvor
101. The Quiet After The End Of Time

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