Thursday, September 12, 2019

d100 Discordant Wizard Names

I've been playing Wargroove recently. It's pretty good, I recommend it (Wargroove Wiki)

The OSR Discord is pretty cool. We have a channel called #d100-democracy, where you can present a prompt--say, “d100 Wizard Names”--and everyone contributes entries until the table is full. Here’s a fun prompt I presented, with entries by Me, Madilynn, Lexi, Screwhead Mcduff, Duan’duliir, and Madeline. This one took about a half hour and recharged my sanity meter as I stared at homework.

d100 Discordant Wizard Names

  1. Strontium Carbonate
  2. Teleflatullus Loim
  3. Gandalf Two
  4. Frank
  5. WIZARD
  6. Majavrat Imbain
  7. Damn-Your-Hide Benedictus
  8. Gronk
  9. I Was Cursed By Another Wizard To Have No Name
  10. Jesus H. Christ
  11. Frumpulous Maximus
  12. Frumpulous Minimus
  13. Snake-Dick Richard
  14. Fhezh
  15. Watcha Mackalit
  16. [indecipherable dolphin chirping]
  17. [The entire text of a holy book, given with the intent of pushing the wizard-to-be into a life of devotion and holiness. Failed dramatically.]
  18. Griffin McElroy
  19. Wouldja Lickmaeyes
  20. Toppler-of-Thrones
  21. Weeper of Stones
  22. Paul Gregson
  23. Greg Paulson
  24. Greg Paulgregson
  25. Chuffield Dandelion
  26. Lamly Whistler
  27. That Bastard Charley
  28. Vrikkit Shrarm
  29. Nalasvashayshea Murr
  30. The First
  31. RUMBLLLLLLLLE
  32. Our Lady of Towers
  33. Ashleaigh
  34. Chrikkee Rih’key
  35. Attendant to the Almighty Dave
  36. Elizabeth Darcy
  37. The Magnificent Perdenson, Humblest Of All Time
  38. 1110101100001101
  39. Vang0 Bang0
  40. Rover
  41. Casterman
  42. FIREBALL
  43. Mouse the Meek
  44. Argus Harmagion
  45. Eternity
  46. Help, I’m Trapped In A Wizard Factory
  47. Who, Me?
  48. Clone #49
  49. Halfway
  50. John v1.13.6
  51. Plimpvester Multiphoni
  52. Halipia Foc’sul
  53. Comrade Perkins
  54. Captain Jorts
  55. I Sacrificed My Name As A Ritual Component For A Summoning Spell And All I Got Was This Lousy Explanation
  56. Thunderdora the Stormbringer
  57. Robert’); DROP TABLE Wizards;--
  58. Bort
  59. It Turns Out Genies Can Grant Their Own Wishes And If You Piss One Off Enough They’ll Wish You A Different Name As A Warning To All Wizardkind
  60. Zeus
  61. Antizeus
  62. Bless You
  63. Fighter
  64. Thief
  65. One Hundred Wizard Names
  66. Dee Twennedy
  67. Lassie Timmifriend, Protector of the Sheepfolk
  68. Nice
  69. Shim Shorum Shalamey
  70. Porchrus Velps
  71. Lord Vape Dragon
  72. The East Wind
  73. Sprimtus Kleng
  74. Count Ting Is Hard
  75. Madeiliynne
  76. TIN
  77. John Darkmoon
  78. xX_Slayer_420_Xx
  79. Poxy Bastard
  80. Who?
  81. U
  82. Bzzzrt-gachunkachunk-f’CLANG
  83. RUUUUUUNNNNNNN
  84. Echo echo echo co co
  85. Your Name
  86. No, Who Are YOU?
  87. This Space Intentionally Left Blank
  88. Ay-Ayron
  89. Professor Doctor Masters, PhD
  90. Bae
  91. UwU
  92. [dabbing]
  93. OwO
  94. Best Beloved
  95. Jeeves
  96. Tablesmasher Hodgkins
  97. Whoops
  98. Luft Balloons
  99. Trvor
  100. The Quiet After The End Of Time

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